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  • My Apologies

    Yes yes, You may know me (and very well dislike or hate me) in the "Debate" Section. Id like to first state off that Im sorry if youve taken my ...

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  • Im no Writer

    This is just a story about a bunch of orks headed out into the desert. ORKS!!! So yeah... Gorka Morka, hope you know something about that. (Takes place in a ...

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  • The Boss

    Kraka-BOOM!!! Slabskik and two other orks were thrown from their war buggy with an ear-deafening boom as an Imperial Tank rounded the corner of an old beat up gun factory, ...

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  • General Law of Opinions

    Ive made up a small philosophy on opinions. Laugh all you want. Opinions, what is opinion? Opinion is what someone thinks about something, and it will always be changing with ...

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  • Only A Test

    Readied guns with bayonets, Sky's darkening seam. Fingers ready and all was set. Everyone's eyes a gleam. Rockets flared up and down they ran, Down the hill, and towards the ...

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  • 20 Extreme Moments of Boredom

    Into a bag of chips you stick your hand, Generic Chips because thats the brand. Flavor it up with an orignal twist. Wash it all down with a can of ...

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  • The story of a Titan

    I was bored, and there are some ork's heavy accent in there. SO good luck readin' dat. It was based off of a game campaign I played. I basically covered ...

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  • You, Yourself, and Shut Up

    You'll cry, you'll weep, you'll bawl in shame. When your school status falls, and theres nothing to blame. But You You say your friends are no longer your friends. And ...

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  • The Crush on the Clerk

    I see you in the morning window, your green apple eyes with a black licourish pupil match your extroadinary glow. The morning glistening sun envelops your caramel brown hair that ...

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  • Christmas

    Christmas with a captial CHRIST, where school is canceled and the poor suffice. Where people work extra hours, like tiny little mice, for more of the money, of an amount ...

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  • Oh God I hate this
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  • This is a Poem

    This is the poem's sign. This is the poem's second line, after this line comes the next. Stay along, and you'll do fine, here's the next stanza. A word show ...

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  • The Best RPG Ever

    A man from a distant town, searches a generic magik noun. To a far off adventure he goes, an RPG story of woes. He fights his way through moblins, killing ...

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  • Batteries

    Our time is run by batteries. Our clock is run, the hands are spun, our clock is run by batteries. Our mode is run by batteries. Our car is running, ...

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  • Furst fing's furst

    Listen up ya yoofs, an' listen good. Furst fing's furst, in order to be a ork, you gotta be GREEN. None of dem sissy pink 'umie stuff. Dey iz weak, ...

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  • Thumbtacks (Contains 1 swear)

    It was your first birthday, I gave you some skates, and I couldnt wait - for you to use them. Please dont touch the blade Please dont touch the blade ...

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  • Ok Right So...

    So I usually make up dialoge I say to my friends. I pre-plan speech. Yes thats right. Making jokes and stuff before hand. Though I can make up stuff on ...

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  • The day of a life and life of a day.

    You know, when a day passes by a life transitions from birth to death how much you may deny from the babies' cry to a slightly slumber of death. You ...

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  • Ballad of Larry Bane

    True Story ... r&psp=news For english class! Note that it never released his name, so I had to make one up, and may as well make an alliteration. The Ballad ...

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